"Two Guards" is a recurring gag in which the Dragon Friends repeatedly encounter very similar pairs of guards: one who very much likes being a guard, and another who does not care for it at all. These are typically both played by Ben Jenkins, with variations sometimes including Edan Lacey.
Appearances:
- “The Audition” (1.01)
- “The Less Theatrical Hobgoblin” (1.03)
- Shut Up, I Look Great (1.10)